Boshbash

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(^^^^^HEY YO. YOU SHOULD WATCH THAT FIRST. KAY THANKS)

GET DOWN BOOHBAH!" The policeman yelled. He WWE slammed the man to the ground and his fat jiggled everywhere. Just imagine his fat slowly rolling back and forth. What an image, right?
"What the hell is a boohbah?" The man questioned the policeman because he's a rebel who likes changing up the system every once and a while to interrogate the police. But that's irrelevant. But the policeman didn't respond because he's a hoe and thinks he's better than everyone else. (WHAT A HOOOOEEEE)
"Wow, thanks for the great response." The fat man said because he's secretly an angsty teen who gets salty about everything. (Like a French fry. He is the frenchiest of fries.)((Have you ever wondered how a French fry would seduce a human? "You wanna lick all the salt off my body?" Hm. That's irrelevant. We can get to that at another time.)) My creative juices are no longer flowing so I hope you enjoyed the first "chapter" of my story.

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