Boooooooohhhhbaaaaahhhhh Goes CrayCray

Boojail

"I've heard enough from you, Boohbah! Silence! Anything you say can and will be held against you!" (So only say my naaame! It will be held against you!) the policeman, frustrated he couldn't hold down the salty, boohbah imposter, called for backup on his outdated walky talky. "We've got a code boohbah on our hands! He's trying to escape! I need backup fast!" Somehow, someway, three more police cars showed up in point 2 seconds. (BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT DOESNT TAKE ANYTIME FOR MORE HOES TO SHOW UP) 6 more officers WWE slammed the imposter but the salty teen wasn't going to give up just yet. He wiggled back and forth to shake off all the hoes. He wasn't about that life. Smh. He managed to stand, though his fat thought otherwise. As he began to run away, he kept asking himself what the hell a boohbah was. "Don't let the boohbah escape!" Said hoe #1 who arrived first at the scene. "Shoot him!" Said hoe #5, who arrived second at the scene but really was supposed to be the fifth one. The dumb hoes can't even follow my plot. They got out their weapons and hoe #4, who arrived sixth at the scene, shot the sleeping dart right into salty French fry's thigh. "Noooo!!!" The boohbah imposter screamed as he fell to the ground. "Get down, men!" Hoe #1 shouted as the fall produced a minor earthquake. Hoes #4 and #5 died because they couldn't follow simple as preschool instructions. (It's cause they're dumb fucks) but finally, they managed to catch the criminal. "Let's pick him up and get him to the truck that just randomly appeared in this parking lot! Somehow I know that it will take him to the boohbah asylum." Said hoe #1 who apparently thinks he's in charge just because he arrived first. The other hoes were not just about to take this. "Hmph! The nerve of some people I swear!" Said hoe #3, the sassiest hoe of them all, who just barely meets all criteria of being labeled as a hoe. "Gerald! Stop being a bitch and help get him into the truck." Said actual hoe #2.

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The boohbah imposter awoke from his forced nap only to find himself in a darkened room. "Where the fuck am I?" "Do not speak, Boohbah! Or we'll unleash our deadly weapon! You've been warned" said hoe #1, who's still trying to act like he's in charge around here. (WHAT A HOEEE) "But I didn't do anything wrong!" Said the dumbass salty teen who obviously doesn't have enough common sense to listen. "Fine! You've forced us to use N103! Don't say I didn't warn you!"

To be continued...