The Adventures of Kitty and Ninja

Chapter 8

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Ninja ran as fast as she could, tracing Jay Z song. Which sounded kinda bad because he didn't have a good microphone, no beat, it was raining, and he had no one to fix and edit his voice. She searched through the whole forest. When she came back, everything was gone. Even Monkey and Kitty! And the treehouse!!!!

Suddenly she hears a twig snap. Abrutly turns around, but no one is there. And before she can move, a boulder is tossed in her head. How did she know if she didn't see it and she is unconscious. Logic of course!

She passed out (cause even ninjas have their moments!) and a bag was placed over head and she was tied up.

Find out what happens on the next chaptet of Kim Kardashian is a Unicorn!

"Ahem. You can't do that the chapter is not even close to ending!" Kitty stopped the Author of dumb book.

Why. Its my book I can do whatever I want. The author mentally told Kitty.

Cause I say its not over. Don't make me make you regret making me into your book in the making! She said mentally while making faces in the making.

Fine. She agreed reluctantly.

Ninja awoke in a warehouse with Kitty and Monkey staring at her and at each other.

They weren't tied up, but they didn't leave cause they knew it was a trap.

They all got up from the floor, cause apparently they all woke up at the exact same time. And then immediately as they stood up and wiped there pants, (except for monkey cause he walks around naked.) and Monkey just licked his legs, curtains that were infront of them but they didn't notice opened.

They saw a whole crowd of zombie people hybrids seated down nicely. Waiting for the gang to do something. Anything.

Ninja looked at Kitty with a face of confusion. She knew what she had to do. KILL ALL THE HYBRIDS!

But before she can kill all the zombies. An announcement came on the speakers that magically appeared out of nowhere said, dance for the zombies!

Monkey nodded no. He doesn't dance. He has a bad experience with dancing, that will be revealed on another episode of Kim Kardashian is a Unicorn!

So Kitty and Ninja nodded to one another. As music began to break out. Ninja started dancing terribly. Did a twirl with both feet while moving slowly. So it wasn't a twirl but a cringy and slow turn.

Kitty did that jumping move that ballerinas do with one foot, but she used both feet and jumped 1 inch. Then Ninja did a pirouette with the other foot touching the ground occasionally and hopping on one leg when she stopped moving.

Then Kitty yelled, "WHERE ARE THE RIBBONS!", and two ribbons were tossed to each girl.

The first ribbon Ninja caught it perfectly. But the second one Kitty missed her catch and she had to walk all the way back to get it. Ninja got a little pissed that she missed her throw and smacked her with the ribbon part of the ribbon. Kitty did the same.

This continued for a whole minute. Then they saw the zombies looking at them oddly. Then they twirled ribbons horrifically once again. Then they decided to make hearts with the ribbons and made the hearts separately. Then they whispered to each other to make a big heart together. But Ninja accidently went backwards, screwing everything up, and Kitty got mad. Then they smacked each other once again for 20 seconds before Monkey came up on stage to stop them. He took there ribbons and went back off stage.

The girls bowed and the undead audience appluaded them. They both badly pranced off stage and left through the exit.

Can I write it down now?! The author mentally spoke to Kitty.

I guess this chapter is truly over? Kitty mentally beamed back.

Yes!!!!! She mentally spoke back for the last time. Findout what happens to the crew in the next chapter of Kim Kardashian is a Unicorn!!!

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