Get your bum back here okay! You are not confused. You are not going mental! You are 100% sane! (At least I hope so.) You must go see the odd chapter in Psycho_Kitty-Kat 's book alright!
After seeking safety in the Pentagon they uncover something big! But it won't be revealed yet.
As they all enter the Pentagon and go into the Top Secret room. They burn the classified files and the HUGE CONSPIRACY papers to make a fire. Not even bothering to read them.
"Hmm... Bush did 9/11, who knew right!" Ninja read aloud while looking through some of the papers because she was bored.
"Yeah and aliens do exist. Crazy right!" Kitty told Ninja.
A sound of someone walking through the halls can be heard.
"Do you hear that?!" Ninja whispered.
Monkey did the hush finger at Ninja, and then both him and Kitty nodded yes.
Ninja signaled that she was going to leave the room and that they should stay there, and that she was going to kidnap them, torture, then kill them. Yes, all with one hand gesture. Just one.
She left the room only to see __________. Her eyes grew wide. Her heart beat fast as she rembered her old comrade. She thought she would never see him again but there he was. In the Pentagon. She ran towards him silently (ninjas do that). She tapped his shoulder and he lifted his hands up surrender and slowly turned around.
He sighed in relief when he figured out his was his dearest friend Ninja. They both walked back to the camp. She introduced him to Kitty and Monkey, but Monkey was happy being the only male in the group. Because he got all the muffins, and was not willing to share.
He told them all about how he escaped his apartment in Seattle and how his friend Billy died while raiding his fridge.
We all pitied him. He was to innocent to see all this death. Even while he was fighting crime with Ninja she kept it Disney (suitable for children).
He was hungry so they gave him a chicken feeta sandwich from Quiznos that appeared.
They told him about our escape from Jay Z and how he killed Beyonce with the Dweebs (I mean Beibs), and how Dillary Clump is a thing.
Ninja admitted her love to leaves and he admitted his loves to masks. Then Kitty proceeded to vomit. Then they find it. They find the big secret!
Find out what the secret in the next chapter of Kim Kardashian is a Unicorn!
I wish there was another way to change this ending. Its getting old. The author said.
See the odd chapters in Kitty's account :]
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The Adventures of Kitty and Ninja
HumorCo partnered with Psycho_Kitty-Kat to make this improvised story. None of us know what we are going to write but we each have to continue with story! Taking place in a zombie apocalypse we have our protagonists Kitty and Ninja along side with Ninja...
