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This is a book about me and my dam family, if you haven't read the Percy Jackson books then you won't get the Dam reference

Kitty

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by The_Wolfish_Hunt

by The_Wolfish_Hunt

Wolfie: Kitty! *Shoves cat in Valdez's face*

Valdez: Wut

Wolfie: Kitty!

Valdez: Did you just find a random cat and bring it inside?!

Wolfie: Yup!

Valdez: *sigh* we can't just have random animals come in here. What if it has rabies? Or is a monster in disguise?!

Wolfie: Don't worry. It isn't

Valdez: And how do you know that?

Wolfie: I just do

Valdez: No *puts cat outside*

*5 minutes later*

Wolfie: Puppy!

Valdez: THE F*CK HUNT

Wolfie: ABORT MISSION! ABORT! *Runs out of castle screaming abort*