Wolfie: Okay, so maybe a reality TV show isn't the type of show for us.
Annabeth: Ya think?
Wolfie: So I got us a cooking show!
Valdez: You are set on us getting a show, aren't you?
Wolfie: Well it's more like a YouTube channel, but... So here's how it's gonna work *explains everything*
Bogey: I'LL BE A JUDGE
Wolfie: There are no judges... We're going to show people how to cook stuff...
Bogey: Aw
Jenesaa: What's the first episode?
Wolfie: Blue Cookies! Duh!
Bogey: Yay!
Wolfie: Let's get everything together and do stuff!
Everyone: Yayyy!
*Later*
Maddie: NO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU- ELISE NO- MARIA, YOU'RE GOING TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE- VALDEZ WAI-
Valdez: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *Throws eggs at everyone*
Wolfie: I think this first episode is gonna be great
*Later, again*
Wolfie: GUYS!
Lexi: Yeah?
Wolfie: WE'RE FAMOUS
Annabeth: Really...?
Wolfie: Yeah! We've got millions of views!
Elise: Who'd have thunk that our little group of people would get millions of views for doing what we do best: being crazy
Wolfie: I know! You wanna read some of the comments?
Valdez: Let's hear 'em
Wolfie: umm... "I'm confused" and then there are about 100 replies to that comment agreeing. Uh. "All I know is that someone dumped the flour in the mixing bowl too fast and it went poof and then everyone started going crazy..." "Why is that one girl throwing eggs?" "This is still less crazy than my family sadly..." "How are they gonna clean all this mess up?" And "What are you? Demigods?"
Everyone: *drops what they're doing*
Jenesaa: F*ck they discovered our secret!
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The Random Life Of The Damily
RandomThis is a book about me and my dam family, if you haven't read the Percy Jackson books then you won't get the Dam reference
