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How To With The Damily: cookie raviolis, with Wolfie

Wolfie: today I will be demonstrating how to properly cook raviolis. What you will need is:
1 can of raviolis, they can be mini raviolis, spicy ravioli, whatever, as long as they say ravioli on the can, they're good
1 cooking dish
1 fork, to eat the raviolis with (and open the can with if you can't open it by yourself
1 pair of eyes
And possibly one microwave

Wolfie: now, what you are going to want to do is take your can of raviolis *Sets can of spicy raviolis on counter* and glare at it, intimidating it open

*one minute after intimidation*

Wolfie: Okay, now that your can of raviolis is open, you're gunna wanna glare at it AGAIN until it becomes so intimidated that it heats up. Now, this could take a while, so I suggest having something else as a small snack while you're waiting *gets jar of peanut butter*

*one jar of peanut butter and a quick visit to the microwave later*

Wolfie: and now that your raviolis are all heated up, you're gunna wanna take them to the table, now watch out because the dish you used to heat them up in will still be hot so you're gunna wanna- F*CK SH*T THAT'S HOT *blows on hands*

*a couple minutes later*

Wolfie: And now you can eat your raviolis! Remember: you should clean up after yourself *walks away from gigantic mess in the kitchen*

*next time on How To With The Damily: Blue Cookies, With Bogey*