"What band are you in?" some guy asked me.
"We're called-"
"What are you doing in here Alex?"
My eyes snapped over to Simon Cowell and Declan inched in front of me a bit, but I pushed him to the side and eyed Simon, examining everything about the man.
"Well, I thought it was quite obvious, I'm visiting my twin because he didn't tell me he joined a band - and he to yell at him for walking around shirtless again, because this time it's in the popular magazine's and a few of them have my name in them."
"It doesn't matter if your name is in them or not, you have no right to be in my studio-"
"I have all the right Cowell, just because I turned you down doesn't mean you can be an ass about it. Or is that your normal personality?"
"Ha ha, that was a nice joke Twinny," Declan wrapped his arm around me and squeezed me, telling me to shut my gob before I screw it up for him I'm guessing, "But I think you should go-"
"Wait! I want to hear you sing!"
"Yeah! You're in a band, so why don't I-"
My phone buzzes and I pulled it out of my pocket before I see a text from my manager, "Looks like this is for you," I tossed my mobile at Simon, who caught it and stared at the screen with a scowl on his face, "You shouldn't hold grudges towards your brother Simon, because you'll regret it quite a lot in the future-"
"SIMON HAS A BROTHER?!"
"Of course, but he changed his name after Simon became an ass and embarrassed him in high school," I stretched before snatching the phone from Simon's hands, "It was nice meeting you all, but I need to jet, I've got stuff to do. Places to be. Meeting with Eddie, you know, stuff."
"Ed Sheeran?" my brother stared at me, impressed.
"Mmm, he called up and asked if I could sing with him - and who am I to say no to a ginger's words?" I mused, hugging my twin before I pulled back to see his eye twitching.
"You don't even know who Ed Sheeran is-"
"And yet I know the name from your phone; and I'd know you'll be all starry eyed if you ever met him, which you would have done because you were my band's back up for bassist and all. But I guess you've got a better gig now, ha?"
"I still want to-"
"Chow bella's! I got to get some more hot chocolate before I-" opening the door again I find a security guard about to knock on the door.
"Mr. Cowell, the fan girl's have surrounded the building again."
Simon walk's past me, "Stay here everyone, including Alex." and then he left.
"Oh hell naw, I need my hot chocolate." I walked out, the other's following me as they tried to bribe me to get back to the room before Simon loses his shit.
As I get to the front of the building I find girl's, silently screaming as they pressed themselves and signs up against the glass and I almost had a heart attack when some kid fainted.
Walking to the door I peered out as they opened - and the screaming stopped as I stared at everyone, blinking. No one spoke - well, screamed, until someone screamed, "IT'S ONE OF THEIR SECRET GIRL FRIEND'S!" and they all ran at me, making the security guards stumble back as I gaped at the crowd of zombie-like girl's as they screamed and tried to claw their way at me.
Oh, wait a minute...
"I'M NOT A SECRET GIRL FRIEND - DECLAN'S MY TWIN!" I screamed over the crowd - holy shit being a singer pays off after all.
Yet, they didn't stop screaming as they tried to get to me, I looked up at the automatic doors in annoyance, any time now door's, you know, do the sole purposes you were made for and all. Yeah, you know, closing and shit.
Soon they started to close, and a stray vicious fan girl got past a security guard and ran at the door's, she slips through the door and I am tackled to the ground.
"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE CRAY!" I cried out as I grabbed her wrists, making sure she couldn't claw my face or whatever she's trying to do.
"The boys' are mine!"
"Woman, Declan's my twin and I'm Demisexual - if that makes anything better..." I awkwardly trailed off.
"Okay, off my sister." I hear my brother growl before he picked the girl up and passed her to a security guard and let him walk off to her to discard her back out side I guess.
Standing up I brush myself down before I noticed everyone staring at me, including Simon.
"What's a demisexual?"
"Basically we can't have a sexual relationship unless we've known them for quite some time on a romantic basis. We prefer hand holding and hugs more than sex, and it takes some time for a Demisexual to kiss the other. That was one of the reason's I wouldn't sign the contract, the other was I didn't want to use someone to get fame."
"I still don't get it." they scratched the back's of their heads.
"Basically, she has to be deep in a romantic relationship with someone for quite some time to 'do the deed', and she doesn't kiss on the first date. Or the second, or the third or the-"
"Shush now Declan, they don't need to hear this stuff, it's not like i'm dating them so shut your gob." I glared at my brother.
"They asked what it is-"
"And I would have explained, but you're kind of dropping some hints that about my love like and I'm not okay with that. Even if you're my twin."
"At least I haven't told them about that time you dated a guy called Alex-"
"YOU ASS!" I yelled at him, his stupid band mates chuckling at the fact I dated someone with the same name as me.
"Pay back-"
"Maybe that photo of you doing a naked snow angel will be leaked online." I snapped at him.
"Maybe that picture of you duct taped to a stripped would be leaked online." he grinned back at me and I glared at him.
"Maybe that photo of you making out with a bloke will be leaked."
"Maybe that picture of you trying to drunkenly swim on grass in a banana suit will be leaked."
"Maybe that accidental nude you sent to Jace will be leaked."
"And just maybe that video of you diving into a pool of jello while dressed up in Katy Perry cup cake boob thing will be put on You Tube." Declan yelled into my face and we both narrowed our eyes at each other.
".... You won this round fat head."
"Glad we played Jerk face."
"Okay, now let's all just go back to the studio, work on our song's or something as they get rid of the crowd that look's like they might tear down this place."
Someone dragged me away from Declan and I found myself, sitting on a couch as they all worked on lyrics silently, me picking at my nails as I tried not give advice to the guy on my left who was writing about a banana.
"Right, this shit is boring."
Everyone jumped out of their skin's as I yanked the blonde guy's water bottle from his hands and put it on the coffee table, "Right everyone, let's play truth or dare or I might just throttle you for some entertainment."
"... Are you sure you want to play with us? We can get a bit... umm... nuts when it comes to this kind of stuff...."
"Oh honey, you obviously haven't officially met my twin and I,"
"After all, we're lunatic's trapped in two good looking bodies." Declan finishes, gesturing to himself.
"So, shall we begin?" they all nodded with cocky grins on their faces, well, they won't be on there for long.
