The agency

Chapter 3

Hi, guys I'm horrible at grammar but I know someone who isn't, so... she helps me out. so when u see an update every 5seconds, it's not because I'm just the good at writing.

            "A kuck and what now" I blurted. She just rolled her eyes at me and said: "come with me." HECK TO THE NO" I screamed. I took HOW TO AVOID KIDNAPING 101 in school. I'm not that dumb. Then she did some weird flashy thing, and I was in some weird shiny place.

             Then I saw 12 people sitting on a throne in a circle conversing. "HOLA COMK ESTAS!" I greeted. "I will now make a calm slow exit," I said worriedly yet confidently.  "No, you will not" the strong hobo looking guy in the middle said. "As We are your ancestors." well clearly I didn't get the freakishly strong jean" I murmured sarcastically. "So we're is the Percy Jackson guy I read about". "Yeah, that's not really a thing."Hobo guy responded. "Well there is a son of mine named Per and there is an Annabeth and they did do  all those things." The big Hawaiian junkie said. "But we are more interested in you." Said the smart looking chick. "Ok sure, let me direct you to what some people call the Lonny bin". "We're not that stupid," said the guy who clearly doesn't read the warning labels on tanning beds. "I highly doubt that" I responded. "Your rude" pouted the guy who clearly has never heard of band-aids. "CAN ALL OFF YOU BABYS SHUT UP" screamed the scary chick petting a cow in the front. "Naw I good" I politely responded. The smart lady kicked her feet up jumped off her throne and helped "let's just get to the point you are related to every Greek Roman Egyptian and all the other random religions". "Thank you finally, someone can just give it to me Straight forward," I said.

            I walked down to the stables to go to mystery place #1 I hoped on a chariot flown by flying elephants. When I arrived the stables Delia was standing there getting the elephants ready. "DELIA WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING HEER". "Ok what is going like whatttt my life is crazy like super crazy". "Ok we can talk on the chariot ride but for now we will just- just calm down." "Ok ok yeah yeah that's that's a good idea yeah yeah right". "Ok, Delia gets in the chariot" ok Yeah yeah ok I'll do that now yeah".

We climbed into the chariot. I sat squashed onto Delia because all the gods insisted on staying at least 8 foot 9. "Selfish brats" I murmured. All of them just started to me as if there was a target on the other side and the goal was to hit it.

We pulled up to an abandoned wear house. Welcome to your new H.Q they said. "Huh no I don't do dirt," I said matter of factly.

             We walked inside for reasons unknown. Holy shabougen!! It's a mansion. It looks like a dirty little shack on the outside. Then the inside is just-just-just wow. "Ok so basically you are related to all of the gods of the world Norse, Greek, Chinese..." Inserted the smart looking lady. The goddess with A crossbow slung over her shoulder said: "that makes you cooler than me". "Kinda setting a low bar" I murmured. Everyone around me started to giggle but then abruptly stopped when they saw the scowl they were reviving from crazy crossbow lady. "Ok so awkward silence, does anyone else have some groundbreaking news they want to tell me?" "Well you can give some abilities to others but other than that no," said the smart person. "Oh yeah because that's just minor," I said sarcastically. "Suddenly the dude with a bow and a t-shirt that said come and get some pretty ladies blustered out "let's talk about me" "naw I'm good you irritate me," I said plainly. "Ok let's just leave now," said the tall scary lady. Then suddenly they all disappeared. I decided why not explore my awesome new crib. "I hope there's a bowling ally," I thought out loud. After exploring the entirety of the mansion I discovered a dining room, like a million fancy computer rooms, about 37 bathrooms lord knows what you do with those, a bowling alley, a mini golf course, a movie theater, and a bunch of other rooms I don't feel like looking at. I decided to sit down on the sofa and look for ice cream in the freezer. It turns out everything was empty so I yelled at the freezer to give me ice cream. Surprisingly it worked! So I ended up watching bones and eating graters black raspberry chocolate chip ice cream. Yeah I know I'm fat for a reason. Eventually, I decided why don't I tell my friend about this litniss. So I did, I just called them up on the old telli hey you want magic if so come to my place oh yeah and my place is not the same so I'll text you the address. Next thing I knew my friends started texting me why do I live in a shack. I texted back "because sometimes I like to shack things up a little, see what I did there shack, shake HA".