Jane: EJJJJJJ THERE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN OUR HOUSE!
Ej:oh hey....how'd he get there?
Jane: Ejjjjjj, what did you do?!
Ej: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!
Jane: Explain what happened, Ej!
Ej: I've never seen him before in my life.
Jane:why did you kill this person Ej?!
Ej: I do not kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do.
Jane: Tell me, Ej, exsactly what you were doing before I came home.
Ej: Alright, well...I was upstairs...
Jane: ok...
Ej: I was uh...I was sitting in my room...
Jane: Yes?
Ej: Reading a book...
Jane: Go on...
Ej: And, uh, well this guy walked in...
Jane: Okay
Ej: so I went up to him.
Jane: Yes...
Ej: And I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence)
Jane: EJJJJJ, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Ej:oh, well I didn't know that.
Jane: How could you not know that!?
Ej: yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.
(Silence)
Jane:What happened to his Kidneys?...
Ej: what's that?
Jane: his Kidneys. Why-why are they missing?
Ej: Well, I kind of ummm... cooked them up...
Jane: 0-0...
Ej:....and ate them.
Jane: ......0_0
Jane: EJJJJJJJ!
Ej: well I was hungry. And, well you know, when you crave kidneys...
Jane: Why on earth would you do that!?
Ej: I was hungry for Kidneys! Give me a break!
Jane: EEEJJJJJJJJJ!
Ej: My stomach was makin' the rumblies.
Jane: EJJJJJ!
Ej: That only Kidneys would satisfy.
Jane: What is wrong with you Ej?!
Ej: Well I kill people and I eat Kidneys!
That's two things!
