Driving with Jeff...

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Lui: JEFF, STOP RUNNING OVER SQUIRRELS.

Jeff: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

Lui: YOU JUST RAN A STOP LIGHT!

Jeff: NOT MY FAULT THE BREAK ONLY MAKES ME GO FASTER. THE CAR IS BROKEN.

Clockwork: THAT'S THE GAS PETAL. HIT THE BREAK.

Jeff: FINE! *punches Break*

Car swerves.

BEN: WE'RE GONNA DIEEE

Jeff: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

Clockwork: JEFF, IF YOU MAKE BEN PUKE ON ME, I WILL MAKE YOU BATHE IN FISH WATER!

Jeff: I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL!

Lui: NO, YOU DON'T, WE HAVE CLARIFIED YOU CAN'T DRIVE!

Jeff: NO! I SAID I'VE GOT THIS!.

Clockwork:yeah, you SAID.

Lui: but in reality you CAN'T. DRIVE.

Lui: Just pull over and I'll drive.

Jeff: I CAN DO THIS.

Clockwork: JEFF WE ARE ALREADY MURDERS, DON'T GET US ARRESTED FOR YOUR DRIVING SKILLS!

Lui throws Jeff to the back and takes his place.

Jeff: I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.

BEN: T.T

Lui:oh shoot...the police are on out tail...

Clockwork:who is the most normal looking on here?!.

Jeff: ME.

Lui: YOU'RE A JOKER RIP OFF.

Jeff: AND YOU'RE RACIST.

BEN:I wanna go hommeee! T.T

They pull over.

Police: Sir, I'm gonna need an ID.

Lui: Y-yes ma'am.

Police: you going to a Cossplay? Convention?

Jeff: yes ^-^-^-^-^-^

Lui handed her his ID.

Lui:I wasn't driving...he was....I took his place. *Points at jeff*

Police: ok. Well don't let him drive again.

Jeff: I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING.

BEN: No he didn't! *sob*

Police: Sir, your ID is expired...

Lui:...

Clockwork:...

Jeff:...

BEN: *death stares Jeff* You shouldn't have done that...

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