Victim: p-please! Don't hurt me!
Jeff: it's just a butter knife
Victim: I have a wife and a dog!
Jeff: Just making a sandwich...
Victim: TO EAT WHILE YOU WATCH ME SUFFER.
Jeff: I was making it for you you asshole.
Victim: Oh thanks ^^ *eats it*
Jeff: See? I'm trying to go clean for Zalgo's sa-...
Victim:*dead*
Jeff: He was legit allergic to peanuts wasn't he. You know what? I'm done.
