A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
"Wait a minute."
YOU ARE READING
The Very Best of Francisco's Jokes
HumorThese jokes are the best jokes that Francisco Barradas has ever told.
