The Very Best of Francisco's Jokes

Religious Joke #3

A priest falls into a river.

He is treading water, but slowly tiring.

A log drifts down the river.

But he says to himself, "No, God will save me."

He keeps on treading water, but he gets even more tired.

An abandoned canoe with some paddles attached drifts down the stream, again he says, "No, God is going to save me."

As he treads water, he is reaching the limit of his endurance.

A ferry drives down the river.

The captain yells to him, "Need some help!?"

The priest yells back, "God will save the repentant."

The captain says, "Suit yourself!"

The priest eventually drowned and went to heaven.

The priest asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God answered, "You fool! I sent you a log, a canoe, and a ferry!"