I just cant stop....

Revelations

I found myself sitting outside the headteachers office the smell of pot noodles from the staff room seducing me. If thats even possible. I guess I was feeling a bit sensual from my wonderful encounter in class. Honestly though, she was perfect. Too good to be true. Yet the thing is, she would never go out with me, or even consider it probably. I've got this ugly spot-mole thingy under my left eye and my hair sticks up in all directions. And my eyes are brown, not the seducing, sexy type but the dull, demented type. They don't sparkle or shine or  glitter or twinkle. And i read that girls like boys with sparkly eyes....

A few hours later

I've been dismissed from my lessons and was given a warning. Oh well not too bad, anyway now I have the house to myself I can finally tell you something I've been meaning to say for a long time. You see I'm not normal, but I still have to go to school. The thing is I'm.......