Fairy Tail Texts

Cana and Beer

OK GUYS SINCE ALOT OF YOU HAVE WANTED THIS CHAPTER I DECIDED TO ASK MY FRIEND TO WRITE IT SINCE I KNEW I COULDN'T. I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOY BECAUSE I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT WHILE READING THIS. ENJOY

made by norawr xd

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cana: hahhahahagahhhh lmaooOoOoooaofjak

beer: are you drunk

cana: nooOOOOOooaodiakq

beer: yes you are

beer: not drunk enough lmaOoOOoaowjak

beer: they don't call me the drunkanator 42000 69 666 for no reason ya know

cana: isn't that a phineas  and ferb reference??

beer: im actually perry the platypus

cana: there's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it but the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it LIKE MAYBE:

beer: getting hella drunk at i right kids !!1! underage drinking is for cool kids and don't u wanna be a cool kid??!1!

cana: he's right kids follow in my footsteps like look where i am

beer: she's rite ya know

cana: have i ever told you, how much i love you.

beer: bitch what the fukk u on about m8 im beer

cana: ily bb lets get married and have a ton of children at least 11

beer: boi im alcohol find urself a real man

cana: iMSOLONELY why beer desu channnnnn ;;;;----;;;;;;

beer: emo

cana: rawr xd

beer: did you know that i crave death?

cana: same man #death is inevitable

beer: drown out that existentialism with some alcohol!!1!1

cana: what if we were all just an anime and this is all fanfiction??!

beer: break the fourth wall another time pls n thx

cana: what is the purpose of life

beer: to get drunk and yOLO!!1!1!

cana: shit u rite

beer: i'm always right

cana: beer desu channnNnNn sugoi i wuv wuv u nyaaaaa

beer: i'm out wtf was this conversation

norawr xds note: kids pls don't underage drink and yes, death is inevitable prepare now follow my instagram for hella lit amvs @shinoaamvs ill give u cookies