Jellal: Hey guys, I need help.
Natsu: what
Gray: I'm busy
Gajeel: No
Jellal: Wow.
Jellal: It's just that its Erza's birthday tomorrow and I wanted to plan something like a party or something.
Natsu: dID I HEAR PARTY
Gray: Just get her strawberry cake.
Gajeel: Not to be rude, but isn't planning a party the day before a birthday stupid?
Jellal: Well yes, and I would have asked earlier, but I didn't have any service.
Natsu: Ohh...that sucks
Gray: Jellal, we have magical lacrimas that don't require cell service...what even is cell service?
Gajeel: ugh
Jellal: Oh shut up. I forgot okay
Jellal: IF I DONT DO THIS IM DEAD DONT YOU GET IT
Jellal: I DONT CRAVE DEATH
Gray: i do
Gray: Honestly just ask the girls. They'd be more enthusiastic
Jellal: More enthusiastic about saving my life? I'm hurt Gray.
Gray: Eh idc
Natsu: I'm hungry.
Natsu: I'll help
Gajeel: Good for you
Gajeel: No
Gajeel: Get me iron, and I'm sold
Gray: I don't really want to put in this effort but fine
Gray: Beat up Natsu and I'm in
Jellal: Done.
Natsu: Hey!
Gray: Hi.
Jellal: anyway...for the party I was thinking Mira could serve drinks and the food could be strawberry cake?
Gray: we might need more than one cake
Gray: I've seen Erza eat twenty in a row once. Plus the guests
Jellal: Yep. I already ordered one hundred and we just need to pick them up
Gajeel: wow.
Gajeel: I'll also perform at the party
Jellal: Fantastic! we already have entertainment then!
Jellal: This party is going to be great!!!
Gray: Yeah okay
basically the party was not fantastic and everyone left hungry because Erza hoarded all of the cakes. also Levy's ears may or may not have started bleeding when Gajeel started to sing.
Jellal: i should have bought more cake
Gray: You think?
Jellal: I didn't realize she would take all of it!
Gray: How is she still so skinny
Gray: I eat one pork cutlet bowl and bam
Gray: There goes my amazing body
Natsu: I wouldn't call it amazing...
Gray: Juvia would
Gajeel: She would. and has.
Jellal: She is amazing. But I am wondering the same thing. Its unreal.
Natsu: About Juvia? Or Erza?
Jellal: Who do you think?
Gray: I mean, have you seen Juvia?
Jellal: Whenever I talk to you guys I have violated and attacked. Every. Single. Time.
Gajeel: Also Jelly
Gajeel: Where's my iron
Gray: Natsu is looking fine Jellal. Why isn't he beaten up yet?
Natsu: ...
Natsu: fight me Jellal
Jellal: It seems like I have to
Jellal: This is going to be a long night
Hi! How are all of you? And would you look at that...I actually updated. It may be cringey af and trash, but I did it!
I have finals next week so there may not be an update then but I'm not sure at this point. lol even if I didn't have finals I probably wouldn't update lets be honest.
thank you!
also i'm so proud of BTS for winning Top Social Artist!
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FanfictionThe title says it all. I know that there are MANY of these out there in the wattpad world, but I just thought it would be so much fun to make my own! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, HIRO MASHIMA DOES. Hope you enjoy!