The Big South Park Book of Lemons

Skip Day (Cartman x Chubby! Reader - Fluffy)

Requested by creepypastagirl17 - I hope you like it

Picture above is how I envisioned the reader's body shape in this one-shot

(Name) woke up with a soft groan. She stretched her arms above her head as she stretched out her legs as well. 'Another day in the school of hell,' she thought to herself as she stood from her bed and began to prepare for the day ahead.

The reason that (Name) disliked school was because of the boy that she lived next door to: Eric Cartman.

It seemed that he was determined to make her question reality every day. Cartman would constantly talk with her about very sensitive subjects, such as her virginity and what she looked for in a sexual partner.

(Name) quickly took off her night clothes, sitting criss-cross on her bed and facing away from the window. She rubbed her eyes free of any sleep before she heard a wolf whistle behind her.

Late into the night, the young teen had become sweaty from the heat in her room, so she had opened the window and the curtains. She clearly forgot to close them as she looked over her shoulder and saw Cartman leaning out of his window with a smirk on his face.

The thick girl quickly covered her bare chest with her discarded night shirt and scrambled to the window, making sure to stay on the floor to hide herself. "Pervert! Get away from the window!"

"Why? It's my room; I'll do what I want. And, what I want is you."

(Name) slipped her shirt back on to get a look at Cartman's face. He had never said anything like that before. She got up and used the curtain to cover her legs. Her curious (Eye Color) eyes took in his face for any sign of teasing or lying. "Stop it, Cartman."

He raised an eyebrow, his smirk never leaving his face. "Stop what?"

"Do you think that just because we're both big, we belong together?"

"No. I'd want you if you were skinny, too."

"You must be really desperate to want me, then..." She muttered, mostly to herself.

However, Cartman heard her. "What was that?"

"Nothing!" Then, (Name) noticed the situation that they were in. Talking to one another from their windows in their night clothes; what were they, lovers or something? "I have to get ready for school, Cartman."

"Skip today," he told her. "I wanna spread some time with you."

"I can't just skip school, and you can't, either. What would be my excuse?"

Cartman tilted his head as he eyed her up and down, taking in as much of her form as he could see. "You had to help out a friend with something."

(Name) shook her head as she chuckled. "What exactly would I be helping you with?"

"You'll see, once you get your ass over here."

(Name) narrowed her eyes at him as she considered skipping school. She wasn't sure what would happen if she went over to Cartman's house, by herself, and spent the school day there. Besides, what would her parents think about her spending the day alone with a boy?

Her parents... She had completely forgotten that her parents might've been awake. (Name) turned toward her bedroom door in worry. "I gotta go, my parents are gonna be up soon. I'll... I'll see what I can do, okay?"

Cartman nodded and moved away from the window as (Name) closed her window and shut the curtains. She had no doubt that she could persuade her parents to let her stay home from school, but she wasn't sure that she wanted to go next door to see about whatever Cartnan wanted.