Sooo this is my random shit lol
No real poop on here (o.o) just a bunch of crap that goes on in my head...
Oh man, that means poop too >.> ....lol um....cake....Hi :p
Pickles are my enemies. They are ew >.>
The only true way to kill a butterfly is with a buttersock. Trust me, I'm a doctor. (not really)
If you sit and do nothing for too long you'll magically turn into a turtle ._. I've seen it happen. No joke man. Almost happened to me like a bijillion times .-.
I really wish I had a pocket watch. That shit is rad.
Currently there is a mini Domo hanging on my wall (/^-^)/
Why are humans so terrifying?? Seriously. (T.T)
FREE COOKIEZ!!!! -Throws cookies everywhere-
I love randomly finding money in the pockets of my jeans....it's like a gift from me, to me.
Me: Thank you me for that lovely gift c: I still hate you though...you kinda suck...
Other Me: You're soo welcome you ungrateful little piece of shit c:
Me: .....
Other Me: .....
~from me(you)(also known as me)
I bet that was confusing....it was for me <(.___.)>
All the nice humans on this horrible dumb world should really go to Unicorn Paradise with me!! Everything there is edible. Even the people e.e
I have seven invisible moostaches. You don't know they're there till you touch em....and no you cannot touch em. They are mio!!! (mio means mine/my for those non-spanish speakers...if you don't believe me then get a damn spanish to english dictionary >.>)
Whoa, chill man. Take it easy. -puts hands up as if surrendering- Just put the banana down and let's just talk, okay?
One of my favorite quotes :
“There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”
~Edgar Allan Poe :D
hehe weenies cx
I'm 100% sure there's a ninja behind you. If you look back it won't be there. Remember bro, that be a freakin ninja.
I'm lazy as fudge....ooooh now I want fudge ._.
I love living in my fantasy world c:
Well anyone (pfft if anyone actually reads my crap) wants to PM feel free to! I am a bored potato.
I hope you enjoyed part uno of My Random Shit....there definitely will be more to come...honestly I just write this cuz I get bored :p
Yea well bai bai little poptarts ^-^
BTW that pic on the right....yea that thing there....that's me with no make-up xD Yush well Enjoy.
Later humans!
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HumorWelcome humans of all kinds to my random shit where you get to see what goes on in my brain :3 well at least the weird part e.e I told ya not to read... Hehe I guess if you're feeling a little down you should read this. Either to laugh at me or wit...
