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I loved story time as a little kid. Omg they were the best <33
~The Life Of Jimmy Von Awesome and Chin.~
One day there was a nice hobo with a moostache named Jimmy Von Awesome. Otherwise known as Mr.Awesome!!!! He lived under his pet rock named Chin. Chin has no gender. Chin is too cool for that shit. Maybe because he is a rock...
Jimmy got him because he won a staring contest against a carebear! Jimmy decided to take Chin for a walk at the park. Chin loves to eat humans. He accidently ate the one that was jogging next to them. The dude needed a sports bra. >.> Them titties were jiggly. O.O
Chin wanted to ride on the slide. Jimmy picked up Chin and placed him at the top of the slide but there were children still on it. As Chin slid down he accidently ate a kid. D: So he pooped him out >.<
Then a giant red gummy bear (those are le best :3) came and attacked Chin with a buttersock. Chin died.
Jimmy farted a rainbow and ate the giant gummy to avenge the death of Chin.
~~~~~THE END.~~~~~
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