More useless shhhhtuff c: from me. That awkward unicorn >.>

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Most of the time I spell "mustache" like "moostache" because I've always wanted a cow with a cute little moostache :3

Soo plz don't correct mehh. I'm not stupid, I just love it cuz moooo :3

Frootloops are gay cheerios. And frootloops are better than cheerios. (sometimes)

I have an elbow....wait :o.....oh my freaking taco no, I have two....mindblown.

There are these like little bumps all over my ceiling and I always feel like poking them (but I'm too short) but I also feel like if I poke them then lava will shoot out of them and yea..ow..

During my first car accident I was holding a little chicken named Swirl. Lol so weird, I know dude.

I really love peanutbutter but like only crunchay dude..like c'mon who doesn't want cute lil' peanuts in their peanutbutta?!

Butterflies scare me and I blame Spongebob.

I really like mini oreos....mini oreos are 1000x cuter than normal ones

I can shoot skittles from my hands c: cuz ya know mehh a unicorn

I seem to like to hug the floor a lot....and the walls ._.

I hate my middle name. When people say it someone on this planet dies .___.

Yeah man, I'm that powerful.

Mangoes are one of the sexiest fruits I've ever laid eyes on....oh wait watermelons too :3

Creepypastas are badass! -givess hive five- Hell yeah bro!

When you don't look at the sky. Their are nice purple hippos looking down at you :3

I am 99.99999999% sure I have social anxiety....this is exactly why I say people scare mehhh, they just do ;-; and I hate that about me but yea...

The first dream that I can actually remember having was during a zombie apocalypse. Me, alone, in my house, and all the windows were boarded up. I was like 7 cx

Lolipops are yummy c:

I'm going on a fieldtrip to the zoo (/n.n)/ omg I haven't gone to it since I was in elementary >.<

Imma go see all the cutie animals!!! Yesssh be jelly c:

I do like jelly :D

foooood nomnomnomnomnom :3

okaiii bai bai (^_^)/

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