Heroes of Olympus; one shots (after the war)

Demigod Karaoke

A/N: Couldn't resist making this one guys XD, enjoy. I made a parody of 'Under the Sea' from 'The Little Mermaid'. I don't own the original song but I do own this parody. ~YeahWright.

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Demigod Karaoke: PERCY'S SONG

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"Ladies, gentlemen, gods and saytrs. Welcome to karaoke!"

Percy stepped onto the podium. The others couldn't see it but he was sweating like crazy. What had he been thinking, picking this song. The whole camp would laugh at him. Jason, Frank and Hazel were over from CJ too. Everyone would see this.

He took a deep breath. "Um. I made a parody of the Little Mermaid song, 'Under the sea'."

A ripple of laughter went through the crowd. Percy picked up the microphone. He saw Annabeth in the crowd, with an embarrassed look on her face. Next to her, Jason had his eyebrows raised. Percy cast his eyes downwards to avoid the stares, but this didn't help because Leo was standing in the front row, hanging over the stage, grinning like crazy.

The song started. Percy cleared his throat and sang...

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"The demigods are always nicer,

In somebody's Halfblood camp.

You dream about joining the gods,

But that is a big mistake.

Just look at the camp around you,

Right here on Long I-land. (Score!)

Such wonderful weapons around you,

What more are you looking for!

At Camp Halfblood!

At Camp Halfblood!

Halfbloods are better,

Down where it's lower.

Take it from meee!

Up on the Empire State Building,

All the gods be really boring.

While we be fighting,

To our own liking,

At Camp Halfblood!"

The crowd was muttering and pointing at Percy. His voice was shaking like crazy and he was off tune. All of the girls where whispering to each other. Frank gave him an encouraging smile and thumbs up. Percy tried for a smile and Annabeth laughed. Well, what the heck, he thought. Best make this memorable. And he launched into the next verse, singing at the top of his lungs.

"Down here all the teams are happy,

'Coz we play capture the flag, I'm told.

The gods up above ain't happy,

They sad 'cause they're really old.

But Halfbloods be a bit lucky.

Gods in for a worser fate.

They suffer for eternity.

Then god life is not so great!

At Camp Halfblood.

At Camp Halfblood.

Nobody beat us

Kill us or maim us

With a flash floooood!

'Coz I am Poseidon's son,

All demigods can have fun!

We've got some troubles.

Life has some struggles.

But we still won!

We got the spirit.

You've got to see it.

At Camp Halfblood!"

By now the crowd was hooting. They were cheering like crazy. Percy's eyes stopped on Leo who was holding a video recorder in one hand and a pale boy's arm in the other. The guy was trying to sneak back into the crowd but Leo held firm. The guy turned around in annoyance and Percy saw that it was Nico. He looked grumpy. Percy went up an octave.

"What do gods got? A lot of time.

But we don't need it we need wine.

'Coz Mr. D,

Will go crazy.

At Camp Halfblood.

Each little camper,

Knows how to stab 'er,

At Camp Haldblood!"

Piper was laughing so hard that she was crying. Annabeth's grin was huge. The video recorder was sitting at the edge of the stage, still rolling and Leo was out of sight. Nico had disappeared. Hazel was frowning down at a gap at the front of the crowd which was probably Leo on the floor. Frank and Jason stood, shaking with silent laughter.

"We know it's nicer.

And it's much better,

Ya we in luck here,

Down on the ground here,

Come on and join us,

Fight us or warn us,

At Camp Halfblood!"

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LOL THAT WAS FUN TO WRITE.