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Gods Annual Meeting
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Zeus: Welcome gods to our annual meeting
Hermes: Actually it's biannual-
Athena: It's definitely annual, Hermes.
Zeus: Now as you are probably aware of. There has been some dispute between a couple of the gods, including myself, about who is "hotter" as they say.
Athena: I believe the term is used in this format as "sexy", or "good looking".
Apollo: Dam I am soooo hot. The hottest baby!
Hephaestus: I bet I can get hotter than u *sets self on fire*
Aphrodite: I see this is a wonderfully social event
Zeus: If I struck myself with lightening I'd be hot.
Hera: You really don't have to do that for me, Zeus.
Hephaestus: Here Poseidon. Let me help u get hot.
Poseidon: I was never a part of this. Don't bring me into this.
Apollo: I'll just ride closer to the sun then!
Ares: If I fight enough, I'll totally get hotter than u.
Hephaestus: *sets Poseidon on fire*
Poseidon: Oh gee. What do ya know. It didn't work.
Athena: I believe we are using the term wrongly-
Hades: I don't think anyone cares
Hephaestus: Don't be like that
Artemis: Hephaestus, can you not bring more people into this?
Poseidon: If you hadn't noticed, I am the opposite of hot.
Ares: I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL FOR THIS POSITION!
Zeus: I believe we are debating-
Hephaestus: I'll help u get hot, Poseidon, don't give up *increases fiery inferno*
Hermes: Maybe if I delivered my messages really, really quickly-
Artemis: Don't even start-
Aphrodite: Guys, let's vote on it.
Poseidon: Okay, I'm getting warm now. Put it out.
Hera: Hephaestus! Now!
Hephaestus: Hahaha no
Hades: Well I'll just jump into the Phlegethon then. That aught to heat me up.
Athena: Guys, I don't think you understand the concept-
Aphrodite: Oh let them have their fun, Athena.
Poseidon: ... Hephaestus...
Hephaestus: still not putten it out
Dionysus: this is boring.
Poseidon: u know wut will happen?
Hephaestus: Um.. Nooo?
Hermes: I could, like. Idk. More desert errands?
Aphrodite: ENOUGH, HERMES! You have nothing on them!
Poseidon: *sighs* *water explosion, steam everywhere, everyone drenched*
Artemis: ... A warning next time-
Zeus: apply cold water to the burn
Poseidon: already have
Hephaestus: u guys remember I can't get burnt right?
Zeus: figure of speech
Dionysus: real ironic
Athena: *facepalm*
Aphrodite: ........ WONDERFUL!
Everyone: *stares*
Aphrodite: What? I already know I'm da beutifullest. U men carry on.
Zeus: ...?
Poseidon: ... :(
Hephaestus: ...!
Hermes: ...?
Hades: ...
Ares: ...!
Apollo: .............. DAYM I'M SO HOT!
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