Chapter 9: 90's rap battle

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I sat at the bottom of a pillar again, bottle of ketchup at my hand. And waited for the kid to show up.
Chara: "sans! Hay!"
There they are now.
Sans: "heya kiddo, what you bin up to lately?"
Chara: "eh, not much, just cashing in on muffets hidden chocolate stash."
Sans: "heh nice, care to share?"
Chara: "sure, here. Think fast!"
Sans: "heh, thanks. Bottle?"
Chara: "sure."

We sat at the end of the corridor for about.... Eh, twenty minutes or so. Occasionally striking up a short conversation on timelines and paradoxes. (Bang, clank, clank, shhhh.)
Chara: "what was that!"
Sans: "...hm. Kiddo, go hide behind that pillar. Now!"
Chara: "what! No way! I'm staying right here!"
(Slash) I pushed the kid out of the way just as a line of neon colored, glitchy strings whipped passed us and hit a pillar, slicing it in half.
Chara/sans: "whew!"
❓❓❓: "HA HA HA HA HA HA, WHOOPS, SORRY HOMMIES. IM STILL GETTING USED TO THIS RADICAL NEW HOST. DIDN'T MEAN TO GO SO STRONG ON YA SO FAST!"

from the shadows stepped out a mess of glitches and pixels that made up a neon coated body, that resembled some sort of 90's rejected emo punk. 

I stood in front of the kid, ready to protect them

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I stood in front of the kid, ready to protect them.
Sans: "who are you!? What do you want!?"
❓❓❓: "HEHHEHHEH, OH... JUST HAVING SOME FUN. NAMES FRESH BRODSKY, SANZY FRESH."
Sans: "you're a sans? But... How did you get here!? How are you in our universe!?"
I readied my blaster, just in case he tried something else.
Fresh: "WHEW THERE HOME SLICE, CHILL OUT THERE FOR A SEC. I DIDDN'T MEAN TO HURT YA. I JUST WANNA TEST OUT WHAT THIS NEW BOD O' MINE CAN DO."
Sans: "new... Body?" (Blaster starting up) "WHAT ARE YOU!"
Fresh: "EHHEHEHEHE... YOUR WORS NIGHTMARE."
Sans: "kiddo, go hide now!"
Chara: "we're fighting together sans. I got your back."
Sans: nods
Fresh: "HEH, AINT THAT CUTE. TOO BAD.... YOU'RE BOTH ABOUT TO DIE."

Outside POV:
Colorful strings shot towards sans again, but this time... (Slash) Chara cuts the strings before they reach the skeleton. (Thanks kiddo! Now move!) Sans, summons a gaster blaster shield in front of chara, just as fresh had pulled out his own, firing at the currently distracted and defenseless human. (Thanks sans! Come on, we gatta get out of here!) chara grabbed his arm and started bolting for the entrance... (Oh come on bred slices, don't make this any harder then it has to be...)

The two ran through hotland and halfway through waterfall before stoping, out of breath

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The two ran through hotland and halfway through waterfall before stoping, out of breath. (Hey kid, good job back there.) chara nodded before collapsing to the ground, gasping for air. (Kiddo! You alright!) (Yah, I'm fine. One of the lines grazed my side but, I'll live.) sans nodded before turning back to see if they where followed by whatever... THAT... was. (So, what now?) (Sigh, I don't know. But, that thing got here somehow...like.... A portal or.... Teleporter or something? Maybe we could...)

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