ask the footballers

intro

Maya: Hola mi cabronas y amigos, it's your fave author and hoe here...

I thought, "Why not have a book in which you ask questions to certain footballers?"

They will try their best to answer nicely—

Gerard Piqué: 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

Maya: Shakira's backstage door is to my right, hoe.

Gerard Piqué: Why would I need her backstage door when I have our bedroom door lmao.

Maya: Remind me again why I even like you.

Sergio Ramos: HE HAS THOSE LOVE ME TENDER EYES AND I'M WEAK.

Maya: *facepalms*

Marco Reus: That's my job, hoe.

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