ask the footballers

ask philippe coutinho

Philippe: Okay, so I just received an important question, one that could change the world, impact the universe, affect everyone's fate—

Adam Lallana: OHMYGOSH NO ONE CARES PHIL

Philippe: SHUT IT YOU HAIRY LLAMA

*rolls eyes*

Anyways, it says, "What is this your most famous adorable nickname?"

Daniel Sturridge: *snorts*

Yeah, tell 'em Philly. Or should I do the honors?

Philippe: *shuts eyes*

Dear God.

*blushes*

Philippe Cuteinho.

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