ask the footballers

ask toby alderweireld

Toby: *looks at you with them gorgeous eyes*

Some people wanted to ask me a question and I decided to leave behind my chores to answer just like I left Atlètico behind—

Diego Simeone: *throws packet of condoms at him*

GO FUCK YOURSELF TOBY

Toby: *sneers in disgust*

Anywho, "If you weren't a Belgian, what nationality would you have preferred?"

*sighs happily*

I WOULD STILL BE BELGIAN CAUSE EDEN HAZARD'S BOOTY CALLS ME.

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