ask the footballers

ask sven bender

Sven: *grumbling*

I don't know why I'm after Lars in this book--

Lars Bender: BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE TROLOLOL

Sven: Fuck off. Anyways, "Who's nicer to your mom?"

*scratches neck awkwardly*

Lars: You tell 'em, Reindeer.

Sven: My dad.

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