Pick Up Lines for Loosers

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Are you the whomping willow? Cause I wanna drive my car into you.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause girl, you lookin' riiiiiiiight.

Are you Lafayette? Cause I wanna give you my guns and ships.

Are you a magichange? Cause everytime I look at you, the world around us disappears.

Are you a photographer? Cause everytime I look at you I wanna smile

Do you work at Subway? Cause I want a foot long.

Are you a dementor? Cause your kiss takes my breath away.

Are you Alexander Hamilton? Cause I know there's a million things you haven't done

Are you a tattoo? Cause I wanna cover my body in you.

I must be John Laurens. Cause I want 3 pints of you.

Are you a quidditch player? Cause you're a keeper.

Are you my shot, cause I'm not throwing you away. 

Are you God? Cause I see you in everything.

Are you graffiti? Cause I see you everywhere.

Are you a social media account? Cause I've been following you.

Are you a piece of paper? Cause I'd love to fold you.

Are you death? Cause I just can't avoid you.

Are you the truth about continental congress? Cause you make me wanna tare you apart.

Are you a DM? Cause I wanna slide into you.

Are you a saxophone? Cause I wanna play you like a horn.

Are you a trumpet? Cause you're the horn iest person I know.

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