Director: NOW AUDITIONING A FIT STRONG GUY THAT CAN MAGICALLY MAKE HIS HAIR YELLOW!
Goku:OOOO,ME ME ME*is first in line*
Director:Oh shit its a dumb one.....NEXT!
Line:*Has only one guy;Goku*
Director: Son of a bitch,show us what you got-_-
Goku: OKAY!
NOW THIS IS SUPER SAIYIN 1*Magically makes hair yellow and eyes greenish-blue*
...And thats all i know right now
Director: Hired.
Goku:WAHOO!*Walks into a bus*
Vegeta:Hire me or ill fucking destroy you and yoir loved ones in less than 1 fucking second.
Director: O_O OKAY DAMN,CHILL,youll be the green dude
Vegeta:Does it look like im green?DO I LOOK LIKE A BEAN TO U?!AM I A FUCKING BUGER?DO I HAVE ANTENNAS?!
Piccolo:Racist....
Director hire me or ill murder you and your family.
Director:.....Another one with a bitchy attitude....Your hired-_-
Chi-chi:Hi im here to take the roll of the main characters wi-
Goku:DIBS!
Vegeta:hey thats not fair!I SAW HER FIRST YOU DAMN BASTARD!
Goku:But i called dibs
Vegeta:I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MEAT DOWN!
Goku:Were we eat steak and the one to eat the most wins?
Vegeta:Sure why not-_-
Goku:OK!
*both start eating alot till one gives up*
Chi-chi:...riiiight.....so im very caring,and i can control my anger
Bird:*poops on Chi-chi*
Chi-chi:......YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!!!*throws a rock at the bird making it go through it*
Director:*looks at goku*....*Looks back at chi-chi*Hired
Bulma:Hey im here to be Vegetas-
Director:HOLY DAMN YOUR THICC!
Bulma:*Blushes*
Director:I CALL-
Vegeta:*Throws a boulder at the director*i call dibs you dumb son of a bitch!
Goku:Yay i win the meat down!
Vegeta:I dont care!
Goku:OOO,I CALL DIBS ON THE BLUE HAIRD GURL TOOO
Vegeta:I already did it.
Goku:Aww :(
Director:*is lucky the boulder was carbord*-_-Asshole....
NEXT!
Krillin:Im HERE TO BE THE MAI-*sees goku and vegeta*Fuck im late....
Director:hired but youll be the weakest one
*Hires more people*
(i clickbaited the tags lol)
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Dragon Ball Z;Behind the Scenes
Humorget ready to see the Z team be their true selves lol
