Today is Bob's funeral.
His whole family showed up.
They are sad.
They are sad that Bob is dead.
Bob was blown up.
The bus that killed him exploded.
It had a bomb in it.
Bob saved the world.
Bob is a hero.
But then the FBI come.
They say that Bob is the leader.
He is the leader of B.O.B
It's an acronym.
That stands for something evil.
Something very evil.
Evil.
Butts.
Oh.
Butts.
Bob's funeral was blown up like Bob.
Bob has now died three times.
Bob was actually alive in his casket.
But now he is dead again.
Bob is dead.
Probably.
YOU ARE READING
Bob
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