Bob

3% Milk

Have you ever noticed that there's no 3% milk?

There's

Low fat

1%

2%

Skim

Cow milk

Goat milk

Momma's milk

And probably more that I'm don't know of...

So anyway...

Bob decided to put an end to there being no 3% milk.

First he made 3%

Then 4%

Then 5%

Then 6%

Then 7%

Then 8%

Then 9%

Then 10%

Then 11%

Then 12%

Then 13%

Then 14%

Then 15%

Then 16%

Then 100% (which is just a glass of fat).

He got bored after 16% so he stopped...

(Actually he didn't get bored, I just got tired of typing those numbers.)

So yeah...

Eventually stores began to stock up on all of his milk.

Everyone became addicted to the 100% milk. Many of them died of obesity...

Especially Bob.

He died 10 times.

You're welcome for your history lesson.

Of milk.