Bob is a butt-face.
His face looks like a butt.
I would show you a picture.
But you would probably die.
He has no sense of humor.
He is not athletic.
He is horrible at school.
Yet every girl on the face of the earth loves him.
Wanna know why?
It's because of his nose.
It has perfect shape.
It has all the right curves.
The nostrils are PERFECT for breathing.
It is smooth.
It is hot.
Bob's nose.
Is sexy.
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Bob
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