This seemed kind of original so I'm doing it lol.
When you're out of ideas, these types of books are usually your last option.
But you know, if you like tweets and stuff then this book could be for you.
Anyways...
PREPARE YOUR SOULS FOR THE SASSINESS OF DIS BOOK
+ mostly adorable and inspirational tweets because he's Patrick
Also, ignore the chapter titles.
Alright then.
(Jeez, that was a terrible intro oml)