Bleep Bloop BOOM! ~A Ragican Fanfic~

Chapter 4

Previously, on the Bleep Bloop BOOM! ~A Ragican Fanfic~

You don't get a recap of last chapter. You can go back and read it yourself, you lazy little shit.

~Now~

As Morgan was falling from the sky with a parachute and shouting all... that, you know what? She's really loud and Morgan, just shut  up. It's 9:30pm and little children are trying to sleep. And you know who else is a little child? You. Now go to fucking sleep. After Morgan finally landed, she depressingly went to her room and went to sleep. That's what I fucking thought, bitch. I'm the boss here. Now that Morgan was asleep, a little adorable girl calles Shernise was eating waffles. Mez was very proud of this little girl and gave her permission to stay in a corner. But not her corner. No one goes there. You get fucking killed if you do. I swear, just try. A shout was heard saying "ALRIGHT. I WILL." It was a man... or a woman..? What the fuck. What the actual fuck are you. It's name was "Manz" apparently as it said on it's little sticker tag on it's shirt. I guess it's a man. But it has boobs... Let's just call it "Womanz" We cool? We coooooll. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. Anyways, this Womanz goes and tries to sit in Mez's corner and  gets incinerated. That's what I fucking told you. I FUCKING WARNED YOU. THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS, WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING LISTEN. GAWD. PEOPLE. As Shernise was just there, in her little innocent state, she watched the morbid sight of a human being incinerated. Child, learn from this scene, and don't even try. Shernise runs away then runs into a truck. She was alive, and not injured since she ran into the truck and the truck didn't run into her. You gets? You geeeeetssss. As she was still alive, she sees that there were four people in the truck, and another person as the driver. The driver Josh, and the four people in the storage area were Lisa, Will, Evans, and Aaron. Shernise runs away and sees a huge crowd of people armed as if something very precious was being taken. (High five to you if you get the reference) She ignores these humans and runs away because she had to grab her phone and camera to tweet about it, and take a picture. She comes back to this area where she found the truck where it was now gone. She collapses on her depression then just goes to the super crazy insane shit personality and picks flower petals saying "I'll meet them.. I won't... Aha.. Ahahaha.. AHAHhaAAhaAhAHa" Wow, what an insane little girl. Multiple personality disorder maybe? Who cares. I don't. You can go die. NO WAIT PLEASE DON'T I LUB YOU BBY COME BACK PL0X. Author runs after Shernise and pets her. Now, Shernise is also a human pet of author joining the other human pets. She gets kitty ears and kitty tail with a cute little kitty collar with a bell on it and laces and ribbons. Such cuteness. I like this girl. She's entertaining. Author goes to take a shower, and forgot to cage Shernise. Well, shit. Shernise is now lose. She runs out of the house, and runs to the road then gets run over by the truck. Goodbye, Shernise. You will be remembered. (Probably not, I have terrible memory)