Bleep Bloop BOOM! ~A Ragican Fanfic~

The End.

Welp. Shernise is dead now. We'll all try remembering you now, sorry we all have bad memory. And by "all", I say all. BECAUSE I AM EVERYONE AND EVERYONE IS ME. AaHHAahAHaHAhAHahAaha WHY ARE THESE KIDS LOOKING AT ME. CAN'T THEY SEE I'M WRITING A DAMN FANFIC? GAWD. FUCKING PEOPLE THESE DAYS. As the day goes by, Josh, Aaron, Will, and Evans go and skip around through flying rainbows wondering, "When can I go watch MLP?" Well, that's more of Josh only... BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. The meadows were the greenest of grass, a warm feeling to it, and some dandelions floating away in with the flow of the wind. A picnic blanket was on this soft, mellow grass. And four young men were on it. It was about three o'clock in the afternoon, which means it was snack time for all! And tea time for the Brits of course! For snacks, they had sandwiches, cookies, oastries, all kinds of snacks! My, I wish I could be there too. But for now, I shall remain as the phantom that watches over these four men. One of the men was wearing red. As he was laughing, he started to yell "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL-O PEOPLE!" while shoving a spoonful of jell-o in his mouth. A man with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a plaid shirt just laughs as his hair sways with the wind and says "That was fucking corny, Josh." And startes to chuckle again. Now, another man who had such defined cheekbones chuckles along and says, "I'll agree with Will there, man." As this was said, a man wearing a necklace goes and states, "I thought it was pretty good." Right that second, everyone and everything goes silent, remained still as they looked at this mad, mad, man. While the wind was still, dandelions standing up, grass standing still, blood. Yes. Blood. Blood splattered everywhere as Josh's intestines flew everywhere. While everyone was shouting with Josh's brain and blood slowly raining down, Aaron proceeds to explode as well. His stomach falls down with a slump as the blood slowly dripped off it and as one of his eyeballs plops down on it still looking around, twitching, then slumped in death. Will running away, knowing either him or Evans would be next, Will this time, imploded, His blood splattered all around, staining the ever so green grass, to red. Staining the pure white dandelions to red. All was red with Josh's, Aaron's, and Will's blood. A dandelions starts to sway with this commotion then a liver that was once in Will's body drops onto it, completely crushing it from the blooming life it used to have. Evans looked around. He knew he was next. He starts running off accidentally crushing a dandelion and as he noticed it... boom. Evans' nails start to peel off while blood starting to drip, this was life. He glancecd around once more seeing the emains of Josh's brains, Aaron's stomach and eye, and Will's liver. "So this is life, huh."  He thought. And that was the end for everyone. The crew were exploded and one was imploded. As the camera pans out, a fence stands around the areas they were in, and there was a sign. A sign that said... "Don't slack off"