Bleep Bloop BOOM! ~A Ragican Fanfic~

Chapter 3

While Will sits there eating and nomming on his newly given snack from Aaron and in Mez's corner CAUSE SHE'S COOL AND NICE LIKE THAT, Mixxy stays in her peaceful home being ever so adorable. Like SERIOUSLY. Have you EVER seen her face? Why isn't she a celebrity? Anyone got stuffing? I'm making Mixxy into a stuff toy. Right here, right now.

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As the author attempts to make Mixxy into a stuff toy, I assume she's going to take some time. So I, co-author will handle this fanfic from here on out!

Anyways, as Mixxy was peacefully watching the scene from her nice little home, everyone was being lively as always. An adorable little girl that looked ever so innocent came skipping by. The little girl's name was Lloinng. Everyone called her Lavs, but anyways. She came along skipping ever so happily imagining Rollow and Flevanz scenes in the lemons she write in her head. Alongside of her nose bleeding from her own imagination, was a little Mexican sack named Zack. Hehe, try saying that 5 times fast. SacknamedZacksacknamedZacksacknamedZacksacknamedZacksacknamedZack. I did it perfectly, I bet you failed. I win!! But as Zack was dragged by Lloinng skipping around, Zack was enjoying Lloinng's fangirl. Everything she did he loved. He was in love with her more than anyone else has loved food or more then Mez loves waffles. It was adorable. Then they both got drowned by Lloinng's blood from her nosebleed. Good for them. In heaven together. They'll probably have a HEAVENLY wedding there. And an ANGELIC time. Maybe even a a GODLY thingy will bestow upon them for best wishes with their love. I'm laughing too hard. Someone stop me. Oh god, I'm crying. And I'm in a train of all things. People are looking at me weird. I AM THE CO-AUTHOR OF THIS AMAZING FANFIC. YOU ALL CAN GO BE JELLY FOR MY AMAZING TALENTS OK? GAWD. PEOPLE ARE SO JUDGMENTAL THESE DAYS. I DON'T NEED REHAB. WAI- WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH STRAPS AND A CHAIR IN MY ROOM. I'M PREFECTLY SANE YOU PRICKS. GAHIEDWQSP

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Hello, I, the actual author finally made Mixxy into a stuffed toy. No need to worry anymore. I see that my apprentice has failed me... Well, to lighten this all up, l shall continue this story from now and onwards. As Zack and Lloinng were drowning in her own blood, Fluka was videotaping the whole thing, recording Zack's dying moments. She was squeaking with glee and all bubbly things were around her. Wtf. There's bubbles around that girl. Where the hell did they com from. I DIDN'T ORDER ANY BUBBLES. WHAT. But they're pretty. Oooooooh. As the author ran off, chasing the bubbles, some entity was typing this text and you know what, that entity can stay unknown. Off to the side, there was a little dragon named Andy. She was all in purple clothing and she had a little crown with a little purple gem in it. It was a beautiful crown. The dragon started to fly, and wait. Is she- HOLY SHIT SHE'S COMING THIS WAY. OH GOD. WHERE'S THE DOOR. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR. Out the window, there was Will with a door. Oh typical Will, stealing doors. He just overflows with youth does he not? WOW WILL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU FUCKING STOLE MY DOOR. YOU KNOW I WROTE MY NAME ON THAT. I SWEAR WILL, ONCE I FUCKING CATCH YOU. OH GOD, THE DRAGON'S HERE. SHIT. And so, the dragon flew by, destroying the roof, and breathing out purple fire on it. OH GOD. THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!! Morgan dropped down from the sky with a parachute yelling "MINECRAFT, DOTA 2, ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO." And everyone in the whole wide universe just decided to yell "ENGLISH FAILURE!" Everyone was confused on why they said that, but you know, don't question it!