dad: *opens a container with sushi" wanna try some
Me: sure
Dad: *grabs a California roll*
Me: *eats* this is good
Dad: wait wait *goes into cabinet and gets saracha* if you werent my daughter i would never do this *puts a lot on mine*
me: THATS A LOT
dad: no its not
Me: its like that ghost pepper on the cracker event!
Dad: okay fine. *takes some off*
Me: *eats it* holy crap this is good
Dad: I KNOW RIGHT
