Me: the wild worm strikes again (it was just a skinny tarp)
Ma: -_-
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*at least 50 ants apper and crawl up the wall*
Me: oh we found ants.
Ma: get thr watering can
Me: *gets it and fills it up* watering the ants *pours it on them*
*more then a hundred ants come out*
Ma: oh you pissed them off
Me: yup.
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Me: so um i may have accidentally made a worm bleed
Ma: ew
Me: i accidentally pulled it apart and it started bleeding
Ma: eww
Me: i accidentally killed a worm
Ma: i dont want to hear about your worm murders
Me: worm murders?
Ma: yes i don't want you to talk about your damn worm murders. Damnit thats funny to say. Worm murders. Worm court!
Me: *cant breathe from laughing* t-they talk about the worm murders in the worm court XD
Ma: yup
Me: imagine a little worm with a tiny little knife just crawling around "meeh I'm gonna murder worms! Mwehehehe"
Ma: what the fuck. neighbor hood worm watch
Me: "thousand of worms are being killed a year"
Ma: "what can we do to stop it. Call your local gardener today"
Me: *laughs*
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Me: mmm you like that mulch mom? You like that good old mulch
Ma: ok im glad we're almost done i cant keep doing this with you
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Me: the ants are still there but they calmed down.
Ma: the ants can go fuck themselves right now
Me: ....i mean arent they doing that to the queen?
Ma: oh my god
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