can i just say the LEGO BATMAN MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS (i dont watch superhero movies so this was technically my first batman movie XD)
"What's the password?"
"IRON MAN SUCKS"
AND THE JOKER/BATMAN "RELATIONSHIP" THAT WAS AMAZING OKOK
~•~
Batman: JOKER HELP US!
Joker, applying lipstick: Why should I help you? When I die, I'll die knowing you hate me. IF I HAVE TO DIE TO KNOW IT I'LL DIE
Batman: If Gotham city is gone, I can't hunt you anymore! You're the reason I wake up at 4 in the afternoon to do pushups and make my abs perfect. Without you, I wouldn't have realized how much I need these people. And you ((to beat)). So will you help me bring Gotham back together?
*dramatic movie pause*
Joker: YOU HAD ME AT SHUT UP
~•~
*standing face to face in the sunset*
Batman: I'm just gonna come right out and say it: I hate you, Joker
Joker, eyes watering: *GASP*
~•~
Also all the funny moments
Batman: I'm s-sssssssssss *clears throat*
saaahahajqkskwojswkozowo–
Barbara: Sorry?
Batman: YEAH THAT! *whispers* yes i did i
I dunno who I ship more, Batman and the Joker or Batman and Barbara
YOU KNOW WHAT I SHIP BOTH XD
Batman and the Joker in the superhero-badguy way, of course XD
OH OH I ALMOST FORGOT THIS ONE:
Batman: I do not do ships. As in relationships. WE are not a thing. There is no us.
((@ the Joker about them being mortal enemies))
Also Superman just 10/10 u were gr8 m8
~•~
Joker: I AM YOUR GREATEST ENEMY, AND I WILL DESTROY GOTHAM CITY! *evil laugh*
Batman: What was that?
Joker: I'll destroy Gotham City?
Batman: No the part before that
Joker: I am your greatest enemy?
Batman: Yeah, that. HAHAH, you are not my greatest enemy.
Joker: Than who is?
Batman: Bane
Joker: *something i cant remember that makes Bane not count (idek who Bane is XD)*
Batman: Then, Superman
Joker: HE ISNT EVEN A BAD GUY!
Batman: Then I would say I dont have a greatest enemy right now
Joker: *something else i cant remember*
Batman: I like to fight around
Joker: *something else, about how Batman is obsessed with him and always lets him get away so he can continue to chase him*
~•~
Ok thats enough of me its just a really funny movie XD
FLYYY ROBIN FLYYY
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