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16 - Konyo de bitchesa de tsismosa de baklush girlalu

16. Konyo de bitchesa de tsismosa de baklush girlalu

POV ni konyo de bitchesa de tsismosa de baklush girlalu

"Tol, parang may sumusunod satin?" Asked ni Macoy Kay Joe

" Patay. Di kaya si Sir Mang kakalbo yan?! " nervous na say naman ng engot na si Joe

Then they look at me in slow mo effect. What the hell. They look so tanga.

"THEA?!"

Uh oh. They caught me na. But oh well nevermind! They don't know naman na I'm spying unto them!

"Tropang Thea ikaw pala! Tara Sabay kana samin! Sama sama nating harapin si Ma'am Matapang sa klasrum, late na tayo eh haha"

The hell I care Kung late na noh! I used to be this school's bitch! duh! Pero of course, innocent woman na ang peg ko ngayon kaya so sad, kailangan kong panindigan ito especially now na may sabotage plan ako!

By the way, I know you know me na. Yah, I'm the ever fvcking gorgeous bitch who made Macoy iyak iyak under the sun . Eh he's so shunga Kasi eh. I told him before that I really DON'T LIKE him. But I realized that im so tanga din kasi look at him now, HE'S SO DAMN HOT! While me, Ugh, I'm so damn FAT! Bakit ba Kasi lafang ako ng lafang Nung nag break kami ni Dao Ming shit eh?! (Lafang- kain)

Yah, I and Danio Concepcion already broke up. But whatever! Wala naman kayong pake sa relationshit namin dahil we're the kontrabidas here!

Anyway past is past! I make sisi sisi na on everything! Actually, I can't move on nga on my pagsisisi eh! Okay Lang Naman sakin kung mag break na kami nung Dao Ming shit na yun kasi nakakasawa narin naman siyang kasama noh, like duuh..everyday, we make landi together..shit*rolled eyes* pero...seeing Macoy so gwapo right now?! Tapos binasted ko Lang siya? Dun ako Hindi maka move on! I think kukuru-itaynes na nga ako sa kanya eh. (Kukuru-taynes - inlove)

I is so tanga. I is so shunga. I is so nganga right now! AND I WANT HIM BACK SO BADLY! Hey, not that Dao Ming Shit ha, si Macoy!

That's why I'm right here, behind their back para maki update on what's going on na between him and that stupid shit girlalu named Winona! Bitter Ocampo na kung bitter Ocampo pero That girl really make my blood boil! Nakaka- Rita Avila kaya siya! *rolled eyes* She's so pakipot pa kasi eh, eh Macoy is so gwapo na! Kung ako yan, I say I do na! Yah, wala ng boyfriend-girlfriend chuchu stage, kasalan na agad! (Rita Avila- nakaka-iirita)

Anyway, naka akbay sakin ngayon si Macoy while we're making lakad at the hallway. Seriously? I wanted to pak his batok! Hindi Niya talaga know na I'm the shit squirrel he talks about. Ha-ha.

Pero what if malaman Niya? That's shetness.

" Thea, may kilala ka bang Sandi Chua"

Shocks. Why he asked me that question?

I just shook my head to the left and to the right (umikot ng Sabay Sabay) Meaning, Hindi.

As you can see, I look so tanga here. A weirdo shy girl who seldom speaks. God. I never imagine myself being like this!

For now kasi, my plan is to become a silent Tsismosa . Tahimik akong makikitsismis tungkol sa kanila ni Winona. I'll do everything para hindi maging sila. Or Kung waley efek ang aking plan at naging mag jowa padin sila, I'll sabotage all their lakads!

Kahit pupunta lang silang canteen gagawa me ng paraan para Hindi sila makarating doon!

"Kung ako sayo parekoy, kakalimutan ko nalang yang iskwirel na yan at magpapakasaya na ako Kay Winona" -Joe