Dumb Ways To Die
Aries: Set fire on your hair
Taurus: Eat a 2 week refrigerated pie
Gemini: Disturb a nest of wasps
Cancer: Sell your kidneys to the internet
Leo: Use 'things'
Virgo: take medications that are out of date
Libra: "that song is out of date"
Scorpio: Is immortal (tf)
Sagittarius: Nah, your just plain awesome, nothing can kill you ( :D )
Aquarius: Lethal injection
Capricorn: Eat a tube through super glue
Pisces: *presses the BIG RED button*
