Present karkat sat at his desk as teal and grey letters poured onto his screen. Terezi had opened yet another memo.
And yet another karkat had joined.
Future karkat just wanted so bad to go back to present karkat because he knew he hated him and that he gave he good succ.
The mating ritual had begun when present Karkat opened his husk top and started HARD CORE HATE FUCKING each other via vulgar slurs and angry messages.
Present Karkat's blood of TOTALLY NOT OBVIOUS color boiled under his grey flaky skin. so SUDDENLY he took his coding book and threw it at the computer screen.
The screen broke leaving spiderweb like cracks over it making karkat gag a little at the creeping thought of vriskas obese body nesting on the screens web. He didn't know why he thought about this, his think Pan was really in the gutter for everything after walking in on his lusis screwing the the corpse of a large two mouthed paw beast. He couldn't brush it off.
SUDDENLY AGAIN, a grey and red liquid poured from his computer screen.
The goopy goop looking like a grey cumshot amalgamated into a karkat in a goopy fashion and the first thing to properly form was his MASSIVE RAGE BONER.
Future karkat hops on present karkats keyboard -bulge bulging - with no clothes on looking down at the traumatized younger karkat below him.
"YOUR GOING TO GIVE THE GOOD SUCKY SUCKY AND LIKE IT" he announced.
Present karkat tried to crawl under his computer table but future took him by the head nipples and shoved prestents face into his HUGE TENTABULGE.
Present did give the good stucc and drank lots of red slimy futuristic tasting bulge slime.
They smashed and smashed for the rest of the night unable to tell one bulge and nook for another.
-to be continued when I want to loose more brain cells-({}) <======8