I made new frenemies (Darkiplier x reader x AntiSepticEye)

The doctor's appointment

I opened my eyes to see the man from the computer... Pulling my through the computer. Before I was completely through the screen he said

"Hello everybody my name is Darkiplier"

I blacked out shortly after...

I woke up after what felt like years of slumber with a pulsing headache. I tried to reach my hand to my forehead but couldn't move my arm an inch. I look down to see I was laying, chained to a hospital bed wearing the hospital gown... someone must have undressed me while I was unconscious... perv!

I sat up as best I can without hurting my hands on the rusted chains that surrounded them. They looked weaker than they were. I suddenly heard the ruffling of papers and a sigh. I was blinded by the lack of lighting but I could make out a figure in the darkness, the only color visible to me was his green hair but that was very dull from what I saw... again, lack of lighting.

This is what I could make out;

- Male
- Green hair
- Slightly shorter that an average person (Sorry jackaboy )
- Holding a knife of sorts... a scalpel maybe?

The figure chuckled, a thick German accent present in his voice. He stepped closer to the bed and spoke.

"I see the patient is awake. Time to do a check up!"

His voice sounded way too excited for something like that. He turned on an overhead lamp, which was still quite dull but blindingly bright, and shone it in front of me. He placed two fingers on my neck and waited about ten seconds, removing them and sniffing them creepily afterwards. He then did a check up you would usually have at a doctors office. He moved back into the darkness before returning with a file that had my name in bold on a sticker that was lazily slapped onto the front. He was mumbling what he was saying so I could only make out parts.

"(Y/N)... Lives in LA... Heart transplant..."

'Wait! Heart transplant?! Why the fuck am I getting a heart transplant!?' I thought to myself, still confused more than I was scared.

The doctor loudly shut the file, throwing it to the floor before saying with a smile.

"(Y/N)! My name is Dr. Snepplestein (I have no idea how to spell it so that is my best effort) and today you are getting the heart transplant, correct?"  He, again, sounded way too happy about heart transplants.

"This must be a misunderstanding sir! I never asked for a-" I tried to explain what happened but he interrupted me saying.

"It's okay! You are in safe hands! I'm going to give you some general anaesthetic so I can perform the surgery!" He said with a teethy grin, his thick German accent slightly distracting me from the situation. I nod, knowing my fate and shut my eyes tightly and gritting my teeth in fear.

"Nurse! The anesthetic please!"

Silence

"What do you mean there isn't any!" With a sigh, he faced me before saying.

"Turns out, there is no anesthetic so we can just start now!"

"WHAT!?" I almost yell, trying to break the chains. No way was I gonna go through that pain awake! He grabbed my wrists, the scalpel still in hand.

"Now, now! No need for that! Don't worry! No one dies on this ER table!" He giggled slightly before continuing
"Let's begin!"

He cut open my chest...
He cut open my muscles...
He broke my ribs...
He removed a lung...
I died momentarily...
He placed a heart inside me... without removing mine...
He stitched everything back up and checked everything was working...
I was revived with a gasp...

Did that just happen?!

The darkness consumed me and I blacked out...