I felt like I needed some bonding between the monsters and the Sin Squad, or else my stupid brain would mainly focus on Sans and Papyrus and exclude everyone else out of the picture, including Frisk. So bonding!
I don't know everyone fought each other, I guess to have fun? What the fuck. Also, happy Valentines Day! I don't have a valentine so you, my readers, will be my friends. LOVE ME.
"Oh now you're gonna get it! A simple human can't take me down!" Undyne shouted, readying her spear. Her opponent, Shade, just rolled her eyes and sighed. "Yea, sure, whatever you say." She smiled happily, a malevolent tone in her voice. "Nyaaaagh!" Undyne roared as she charged the teenager, everyone else watching from the sidelines.
"Who do you think is gonna win?" Sans questioned Shade's friends, and Jaz shrugged her shoulders. "Shade'll totally kick her ass." "GO UNDYNE!" Papyrus cheered, causing Riley to fall over. "Shit."
Sure enough, Jaz's predictions were true. The moment Undyne came even close to Shade, she grabbed for the spear, lifting the fish monster with it. The former leader of the guard stood no chance when Shade flopped her against the ground over her head, again and again. "Y-you...you may have won this time, but I'll fight you again!" She yelled, and Shade just shook her head, smiling, of course.
Frisk went against Edward, which totaled in as a tie for them both beating the living shit out of each other. (Ed is still in the hospital to this day and they have both been charged with sexual assault.)
Riley charged Papyrus with empty water bottle, countering half the bone attacks. It all eventually ended up to spaghetti and empty bottles being thrown across the yard.
Everyone urged Sans to fight Blu, who he won against, then everyone cheered for Jaz to fight Sans. "N-no, come on guys, I couldn't do shit." She joked, but self loathing wasn't helping in this situation. She only gave in when Frisk pleaded with her. "Ugh, fine. But if I fail, fuck everyone."
Armed with a metal baseball bat, an abundance of both base and tennis balls, added to some below-average self esteem, Jaz appeared to be ready for a battle, but she truly couldn't even lift a weight, no matter how hard she tried. (True story 10/10 would fail again.)
Sans attacked first and hurled a simple bone. Being the living embodiment of Murphy's Law, Jaz was hit directly in the face. "Ow." She muttered flatly, before throwing a baseball and hitting it, knocking about 3 bones out of Sans's hands. "My bones! My beautiful children! Look at what you've done!" He cried before standing up, his eye sockets black. "You will pay." He muttered, his left eye lighting up blue. "Welp. I done fucked up, I'll see all of you in hell." She hurled her tennis balls at Sans, and he fell over onto his face, like didn't even try to fall level shit. "Yay I win." She said flatly, putting both her fists in the air.
