"Sleepover"

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"So, what's on the agenda?" Sans asked. They were all gathered in circle in Jaz's room. "Well, we could..." Blu began, but Jaz interrupted her. "No, Emily. We're not doing that again. We all learned that day that Ed's insides smell like rotten cheese." She muttered, before whipping out her phone. "Let's play Mad Libs!" After learning to clean your computer with semen when it gets moist and to consume Wasabi through your anal cavity, they had already laughed up a storm.

"I just fucking pissed myself." Ed stated, getting up and walking towards the door. "I'll be right back." He grabbed his bag and headed to the bathroom.  

While waiting for Ed, Sans attempted to strike up a conversation. "Nice place you got here." He said, looking around the room. "Yea, the rest of the squad's gonna move in eventually, too." Shade stated, leaning back into the beanbag. "Indeed, we've got plenty of room here. If you want, you could move in too. Frisk was even planning on it before she fell down Mt. Ebott ." Jaz added, wrapping her arm around said child.

Ed finally returned and they played Minecraft on two different Xbox consoles.

"Charge the spiders! They must all die!" Jaz shouted, then made an awfully loud, strange sound that sounded like a dying baby pig squealing. She then charged an army of spiders that had spawned in a cave, and, as expected, died almost instantly.

"What movies do you guys wanna watch?" Shade asked, and Jaz looked through the DVD shelf. "Well, we've got 'Saw,' 'Scary Movie, and 'Equestria Girls'!" She stated, and almost instantly, Shade, Ed, and Blu yelled "Scary Movie!"

Jaz made popcorn as they skipped through previews at Mach2 speed. When she returned, Shade was trying to repair the hole in the space time continuum.

Other shit happened that I'm too lazy to write about~

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