I feel proud of this one, I felt like this story wasn't as satirical as I wanted it to be, but now it's downright off the fucking rails!~
Yay, about a week later, Papyrus decided to join Sin Squad~
"Okay, so my room's on the third floor, don't go in it. My porn's in there. Ed, you're on the second floor, with Dash.
Sans and Blu, you're up on the the third floor with me. Pap, you're on the first floor, with Frisk and Shade. I've got all the rooms labeled." Emily smiled.
"Yay! I'm up with Jaz!" Blu shouted, fist pumping
"Nyeh!"
This is where things start getting fucking hilarious~
Prepare your body~
"Hey can I borrow a pen-" Sans asked, coming into Jaz's room, but stopped short in his tracks. "What the hell is that?" He asked, pointing to her wall. It was decorated with doodles and pictures of him, along with a plushie in the center of lit candles in a heart shape. In the center was a blue heart, and taped inside was a picture of his face.
"Shit. You don't see anything! Take the pen!" She scrambled to cover up the shrine and handed him a pen. "Ok, thanks. I think I'll need some holy water for my eye sockets now. Never thought I'd see porn of myself." He muttered, before walking out of the room and leaping out the nearest window. "Shit! My suicide attempt was yet again foiled!" He shouted to presumably no one from outside. "Hey wait for me! I wanna die too!" Riley yelled, leaping out the window, anime style.
"Welp, that escalated quickly." Blu stated, suddenly appearing behind Jaz, startling her. "Gah! I swear you're a fucking ninja sometimes!" She shouted, roundhouse kicking her friend's ass out of the stratosphere. It still hasn't come back down. REST IN PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN PENIS PEPPERONIS- BLU'S ASS...
*BREIF MOMENT OF SILENCE*
End of Chapter~
