A Book Sprinkled With Some Randomness

Why Not Start With Some Role-play?

Me: But wait I don't do role-play...

I: Come on give the people what they want!

Delta: I would have to agree with "Me", role-play isn't my bread and butter, you know?

I: Yah that was a bad Idea...

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K, so I don't like role-playing it....it just doesn't suit my style. I mean I can, but that doesn't mean I will. Let me explain why I don't like role-playing.

I'm a bad role-player (my Grammar Nazi senses are tingling), give me five seconds and my character (who ever it is) will become either bidoof, some form of a god, something random, or "all of the above"

#BidoofBestWaifu

And this isn't a joke, I'm being completely serious.

P.s. if you see text in parentheses that's me thinking about what I just wrote; refer to him as "Parentheses Man"

Anyways, my mind is too crazy for the good of me (you're right, and that includes role-playing), I call one of the substitute teachers in my school
"Mrs. Meatloaf" just because it rimmed with her name (same goes for her daughter, I call her "Canned Meatloaf" ... I need to do something better than associate peoples name's to food), I also reference my friends as "Dog" or "Homeslice" (I commonly call myself as "The 80's kid who didn't live in the 80's).

Just by that you can tell how crazy I am, but to be honest that's only the tip of the iceberg there are WAY more stuff about me that some may find weird, but thats for another story.

( ) Man: (You mean chapter in this online book of sorts?)

Me: Just....just don't question it, k?

( ) Man: (Hmmmmm....ok....)

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Thanks guys for reading, I'm really trying to get into role-playing but....it just feels wrong, if you have any suggestions, tips, or some fandom you want to role-play/ talk about leave it in the comments I'll be sure to read it.