Emo Trinity Jokes + Other :3

Signs as the emo phrases :333

Aries: "Easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie Motherfucker!!!"

Taurus: "No but I got cheese-whiz! "

Gemini: "Jon...the bells! Are you going to play the bells Jon?"

Cancer:"I am so emo I fell apart"

Leo: "It's not a bad dick...let's be real"

Virgo: "What are we FRO POWER!"

Libra: "The ACADEMY WAS!! THE ACADEMY WAS"

Scorpio:"The dude was like shorter then me so he was like four foot tall"

Sagittarius:"I'd rather have a drink than...not have a drink"

Capricorn:"I think we are winning but I'm drank so..."

Aquarius:" Alright sugar.Sayanora backaroo"

Pisces:"Gabey baby.made me go bad"

Thank you for reading this crap ^.^ xoxoxo