Star Platinum's Bizarre Adventures

Speedwagon x Part 3 Dio

(Parts 1 and 3 major spoilers)

Dio looked gracefully down at his knees, admiring his beautiful pants.

Dio had been sitting in his dark room in his mansion in Cairo, Egypt. It was getting tiresome just sitting in the dark for days, especially with that bitch Enya.

"Hmm, I wonder how Jonathan Joestar would react after seeing my total consumption of his moral life," Dio muttered. Dio had previously decapitated Jonathan and sewed his head on his body.

Dio smiled and snapped his fingers. The World came out, and knew what to do. With his 'totally canon' ability to do so, he creates a portal reaching into the depths of time, and sticks his hand in there.

"Bring me Mr. Joestar," Dio said. The World purred in response and fumbled around his hand, pulling up...

Speedwagon.

"You rang?" Speedwagon slithered out of the hole, holding his hat in hand.

"SPEEDWAGON?! I DIDN'T WANT YOU, I WANTED JOJO!" Dio yelled in anger.

The World looked at Dio.
"Uh, I went to grab Jojo, but Speedwagon moved to where he was standing at the last second, sorry master," The World cried.

"...This'll have to do, then. Speedwagon! Come here."

Speedwagon continued slithering over to Dio, shirtless.

"Good, you are already halfway there, Speedwagon, shirtless."

"WHAT?! He yelled in response. He took his stance in a pose.

(Just imagine this picture shirtless)

"Yes, Speedwagon. Admire my- or should I say- JONATHAN JOESTAR'S BODY!"

Dio rips off his shirt and pants, leaving just the black jump suit.

"Woah there, Brandy," Robert E.O. said. "You're gettin' a little into the dangerous territory."

Speedwagon takes off his hat, and Funny Valentine comes out of it. He poses for Dio.

"Wh-What the hell is this shit?" Dio yelled. He stood back a little bit, preparing The World to pounce.

Funny Valentine summons Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and pulls out Diego Brando, who uses his The World. Two The Worlds were in front of the four of them.

Speedwagon yells, "IT'S A   M I R R O R   M A T C H !" He then tips his blade hat.

Both The Worlds mudamuda barrage each other, each punching exactly the same. You could only tell the difference between each The World by looking at one of them, Dio's, who was shirtless (well, as shirtless as The World can get).

But then, the impossible happened.

Dio's The World takes off his helmet.

It's Jonathan Joestar!

Jonathan then SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVEEEEERDRIIIIIIVEEES everyone, and everyone dies, except Speedwagon.

They then go through the portal that Speedwagon came through to begin.

Speedwagon then goes to find Dio Brando and dates him secretly.